Friday, July 25, 2008

I Guess I Am a Little Quirky!

Who would have thought? Please don't answer that. Thank goodness this is NOT a post asking YOU to post my quirks in the comment section. I for sure would have my 10 comments (probably more) in one day! LOL.

Liberty tagged me, and I told her that it would take me a few days to think of what to write because I try not to focus on my quirks/flaws. Really, I do. I have too many people already willing to point them out, so I figure, "hey do yourself a favor and just try not to focus on it."

But guess what, when I started thinking about it they just started coming. Anyway here it is.

The RULES
1. Link the person who tagged you...Liberty
2. Post these rules.
3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
4. Tag 6 fellow bloggers by linking them

Okay, you asked for them...

1. When I get tagged in the blog world, I often feel the need to do a little introduction/preface (like the one in this post) to the tag. You know just like you would find in a book. But who reads those anyway? Guess what? I do. I know I'm a nerd. Please tell me you read mine too, if you don't just pretend that you do.

2. I tell little white lies not to hurt people's feelings. I know it's wrong, but I do. It was pointed out to me this week, in a nice way, by a non-member (Shutter at the thought of me being such a bad example). She said that she knows I try to teach my children about being honest, and so I should be honest and straight forward, if it hurts feelings...oh well. This is what brought that up. I was telling her about someone who visited our ward this summer from another state. They were here vacationing and they invited Ariel (just Ariel--trust me I tried to invite myself) to their hotel pool to swim. I tried to tell them that I am a crazy overprotective mom, but they looked at me kinda weird and said, "Don't worry, I'll be down by the pool with them". Well, I didn't want them to feel bad by insinuating that I thought they were going to do something bad to my child, so I said, "I'm sorry, Ariel has an orthodontist appointment."
I think the non-members advice was right. I should have just been honest because guess what? Those people later asked if they could take Ariel to the beach! No she did not go.

3. I guess that is another quirk: I don't let my kids be or go with just anyone. I have to really know and trust you. My kids are my greatest treasure, not going to leave them with just anyone!

4. I don't sit on toilet seats except at my house or those of family members (well, most family members, and no I'm not telling which ones). And when my girls have to, I literally take about a half of roll of TP and cover the toilet seat--I have trained them to do this as well. OH, and I definitely do not touch the handles when I flush (hello, I use my foot) or the faucets or door handles after I wash my hands. Can I say how much I love Germ-X?! When we are at a hotel, I bring cleaning supplies and clean the bathroom first! I really do.

5. I have a weak stomach. VERY WEAK! If you want to make me throw up, just do or say something gross, or throw-up yourself. I can't even be near my girls when they throw up. Don't believe me? Ask Mike.

6. The beds in my house have to be made every morning BEFORE we leave the house. I can't stand for the beds not to be made or the thought of going to sleep in a bed that has not been made. YIKES!

Okay, I know that it only said 6, but I guess I'm on a role and it's kind of therapeutic for me to see all these weird quirks about myself. So here's a few more.

Enjoy. I know you are because reading about how weird I am makes you feel a little more normal right? You know I'm right.

You're Welcome.

7. I don't always follow rules when I'm tagged in the blog world.

8. I always drink water in restaurants. I know the wait staff thinks "Cheap" (trust me, I used to wait tables), but it really is the drink I LOVE. But the quirk is this: now I ask for the lemons to be brought out on the side. DO NOT PUT THEM IN MY DRINK OR ANYWHERE NEAR MY CUP. I don't know if you properly wash them. Hey, I'm an informed consumer--I watch all the news reports. I prefer to squeeze the juice in the water myself and then GERM-X my hands. If you can REALLY convince me that you wash the lemons, I might consider putting it in my water.

9. When I vacuum, I like to see straight lines. I know crazy.

10. Oh, I don't like to drink milk or things like that at peoples houses. Don't know if they ever drink from the bottle.

11. and I don't drink milk past the expiration date. NO WAY. NEVER.

12. Don't ever ask me to eat from your plate, to share your food or drink, or take just a bite or sip. I'm not into sharing germs. YUCK, YUCK, YUCK. A long time ago, I was at an Enrichment meeting, and a sister said I could have a bite of her already eaten dessert (there was no more) and I was like " oh, no thank you. I didn't really want any" (another white lie, as to not hurt feelings because she got the last piece). She was very persistent. Finally, in the nicest way possible, I said, I just don't like to eat after people. She said, not kidding, "Oh, you are really going to need therapy one day. My brother was just like you." LOL. She's probably right.

13. Don't know if this is a quirk, but I still think it's funny. You know when people talk into their "blue tooth" or whatever those things are called. (Mike would be shaking his head in embarrassment right about now if he were reading this). Well, I often think those people are talking to ME. Yes, I know that is a little self absorbed, but I do. So, I'll try to answer them, and not just once. I have done this SOOO many times I can't count. Can you say H-U-M-I-L-I-A-T-I-N-G, especially when I realize that the perfect stranger is talking to someone besides ME. So now I'm a little more leary. One time while visiting my mother-in-laws ward, this guy said "good bye" along with something else, but I saw that he was holding his cell phone so I thought he was talking to someone else. So I ignored him. Well, guess what? He was talking to ME. He looked at me weird and I said, "Oh, were you talking to me"?

Okay, I'm gonna stop with 13 (hey, at least you know I don't have a quirk about the number 13), but if you want to know more, I'm sure Mike and my kids will humor you with many, many more things. Gotta go call a therapist now. Cya.

Oh man, I almost forgot: I'm tagging: Susan, Lisanka, Chrissy, Ann, Brooke, and Annie.

Post Update: Even if you don't normally read comments, you may want to read them for this post. I think you will be surprised!

15 comments:

Susan said...

I'll have to think about this one Andrea... Give me a little time to respond on my blog - I need to narrow down my many quirks, lol!

Unknown said...

14. Get’s mad when I leave the toilet seat up. Get’s mad when I leave the toilet seat down. So now I just sit down (yes, any men reading this will be laughing at me). Unfortunately, I have now forgotten how to use the standing urinals at public bathrooms.

15. When she’s cooking in the kitchen she likes to wash her hands but, oh no she doesn’t dry them off but just goes on with her cooking adventure and drips water all over the floor for me to dry up with the socks I’m wearing.

16. When she asks you to clean the table off you have to remember, afterwards, to look at the table from an angle so you can see the “sheen” reflected from the light on the table surface to tell if you missed a spot. Trust me, she will see a missed spot with out using the “sheen” tactic.

17, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, put anything in Andrea’s dish-washer before washing it first. I know it sounds crazy being called a dish-washer but trust me don’t do it.

18. Ok that was a little white lie on that last quirk. Just don’t put anything in Andrea’s dishwasher because you won’t put it in right and that forces her to take all the dishes out and put them back in “correctly”.

19. After Andrea has “mowed” the carpet. (remember the lines? She wasn’t kidding) just don’t walk on it. It does something to her psychee to see it all nice and brings harmony to the Odom family universe. Don’t try to vacuum crop circles in it either, bad mojo will happen and you will wish their had been a UFO taking you away.

20. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS remember to tell Andrea how beautiful she is after church. It makes the Mike’s Sabbath day that much better for me.

21. Never let Andrea drive your car if it has an overheating problems. Steam can boil out from under the hood likeYellowstone National Park "Ole faithful" but as long as the engine is still running it can get her where she needs to go.

23. If Andrea is trying out a new and untested recipe and asks you to taste it.. Just do it.. Otherwise, she will chase you around the house with a spoon full of the concoction begging “Please, please, please! Oh come on don’t be a wimp about it!”

etc.. etc... etc..

Andrea said...

For my dear husband. The things you posted above are NOT QUIRKS those are peeves. You should have posted your comment in that post, not this one.
Here are the definitions:
quirk:a peculiar trait
peeve:a feeling or mood of resentment. annoy.
My quirk is a place for everything and everything in it's place. And you peeved me by putting your peeve comments in my quirk post. But I love you anyway! Oh, and I don't make him tell me every Sunday that I'm beautiful. LOL

Andrea said...

Okay the dishwasher the thing is a quirk. I'll give you that one!

Sherian said...

So hilarious! I loved the post, but I would have totally missed out if I had not commented! Your hubby cracks me up, and I must say, is quite a brave man.
My favorite thing in the post is when you were being so polite, telling a white lie, to not hurt the feelings of a woman who tells you that you need therapy! Hahahahaha!
I caught up on your posts and read the "10 comments", I totally would have contributed :(
Thanks for the laughs, and you are so right, it makes us all feel normal!

Andrea said...

Hey, I just thought of another quirk that I have because I just did it: I enter the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes just about everyday. I never order anything (that would be gambling), but I do put my name in the drawing. I really believe that one day I will win. Stop laughing!

Susan said...

I totally think Mike should start his own blog! His comment cracked me up! But tell him I agree that he should tell you everyday how pretty you look - not just Sunday=)

Alabama Apples said...

Ok, now that I'm done rolling on the floor...I haven't laughed this hard in a while! I LOVE vacuum lines and I get really POed when someone decides to walk in there AFTER I've taken the time. At least allow me 5 minutes with beautiful vacuum line! Now Andrea, the bigger question is how MANY times have you lied to me?

Sherian said...

Oh, of course you can! and I added you as "Andrea (down south)" Why? I don't know...just so I don't confuse you with any Andrea's from the north? Like the good witch and the bad witch...east...west. I guess I'm just weird.

chrissy said...

Andrea...tell Mike I am sure I can interview his co-workers and get a whole list of QUIRKS...not Peeves..for you to post on here about him. This will be my project for next week...lol I bet there is never a dull moment in your house with him around...lol

Coty said...

LOL...i'm gonna be HONEST andrea, and say that i'm totally scared to do this post I too might get on a role and then be depressed for weeks about how i just couldn;t stop and i let it all hang out...ahem however we are very similar...it's uncanny really.

Parkes Family said...

love this blog...Andrea!!!
you have to give me some time to get caught up with mine!!
Lisanka

Brooke said...

Can't wait to think of my quirks. I think I will be on a role like you were.....you crack me up. I'm so happy to be back into the blogging world. You are a bit OCD but most of my friends are. At least they will all be in therapy together

Susan said...

Love your new background, Andrea!

kitfisto525 said...

I agree with Mr. Mike on #14: I am laughing. And as for the difinition of "quirk", I think my blog is alot more liberal with the term than Mr. Mike's post.