Has This Ever Happened To You?

Yesterday morning, I went to Target. While there, I felt like I was being choked by my shirt. I just happened to be a few isles away from the mirrors, so I went over there and looked in and sure enough, I had my shirt on backwards. I did not notice it while I was at the house or while I was in the car. I guess it was because we were running late and I was in a hurry. Well, I wanted to change it and just for a brief second, I thought, "No one appears to be around so I can put my arms in my shirt, turn it around and be all fixed." I really did not want to stop my shopping and go to the restroom located at the front of the store. I almost did it, but I thought better not. Odom luck is bad luck. I imagined myself having both arms in and either 1)someone come around the corner looking at me in horror or 2) the people on the security cameras seeing me and calling some sort of code and then being pulled off by the security guards.
However, I am too lazy to stop my shopping, so I go along acting like all is normal. At checkout, my paranoia hit. I could have sworn this man was looking at me smiling (and I don't think it was my beauty). I think he knew my shirt was on backward---or he was contemplating kidnapping me. Well, we know that didn't happen. Long story short. I went into the restroom and changed my shirt. All's well that ends well...